just doug

I love homemade pea soup!

Rhonda makes a mean split green pea soup. It's very tasty and always reminds me of a couple of jokes. The first one makes me giggle:

Big Brother to Little Brother: After everything I say, you say "Pea Green Soup," Okay?
LB: Okay.
BB: What did you have for breakfast?
LB: Pea Green Soup.
BB: What did you have for lunch?
LB: Pea Green Soup.
BB: What did you have for supper?
LB: Pea Green Soup.
BB: What did you do all night?
LB: Pea Green Soup!

The other one is a little more subtle (though laugh-snorting soup through your nose can be messy):

Q: What's the difference between pea soup and roast beef?
A: Anyone can roast beef.

Ba-dum-bump! I'll be here all week. Please tip your waitress!

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