Now accepting suggestions on how I should decorate my boot

So, I slipped on the metal threshold of my front door while taking the garbage out. Wearing Crocs. In the rain.

Several parts of my body impacted upon the metal railing with all due force expected of a man of my girth falling whilst flailing his black-bag laden arms. My ear is sore and I got a nasty bruise, but the outside of my left foot took the brunt.

It's called a Jones fracture that may require surgury if I don't take care of it and keep it in this snazzy boot.

I like the boot as it's more sanitary than a cast and I can take it off at night to air out my foot (foul-smelling at the best of times).

I feel like a gimpy super-hero with it on -- or at least a little self-conscious.

Anyway, I felt like kicking ass so this is my ass-kicking attachment.

It got me thinking on what else I could. So far, it has been suggested that I put on a pair of slinky-eyes.

I'm thinking that a Bullet Bill is in the cards at the very least...

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Posted 3 days ago

"What CO2? No CO2 here!"

One week later and I still can't let this one go.

I was listening to CBC radio on the way home last Friday. They were talking about the recent NDP commitment to make Nova Scotia's power system greener by 2020. The specifics are typically nebulous with pretty loosey-goosey terms of reference. Who knows what the actual plan will come out of it. Politics. Ugh.

What set me wild though wasn't the initiative. It was the discussion on what I can only describe as the stupidest, reckless and borderline-evil idea ever.

I mean, I was expecting Lex Luthor to come out from around the corner to take credit. And not a Gene Hackman or Mike Rosenbaum "Luthor", but the full-on bat-shit silly Kevin Spacey version.

(comic via cowbirds in love)

Carbon Capture and Storage 
(read: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carbon_capture)

So, get this: some consortium including some boffins at Dalhousie, green venture capitalists and NS Power (talk about a fox in the henhouse) are working on an idea.

The assertion is that the targets proposed are impossible to achieve with alternative energies and reductions alone. They may be right but that's a different issue. Courage to change societal behaviour is the real challenge. Anyway, they propose to simply remove the CO2 from the equation.

The plan is to capture the CO2 emissions at the source -- say, the smokestack of one of our coal-fired power generation stations -- and cool it to a liquid. They'll dutifully try to remove an appreciable amount of waste toxins to some safe tolerance. Great.

Next comes the baffling part. Are they talking about treating it with methanol or something to produce a new fuel? Nope.

The grand spark is to bury the liquid CO2 in an 800m hole in the ground using a process known as geo-sequestration (translation: squirt it in to rock that absorbs CO2). Then cover it over with different rock that will trap it in.

(they hope)

Promises of monitoring. Pledges of safety. If Alberta and Albania are doing it, it must be a cool thing to do, right? Right?!

It's still dumping toxic waste in to a hole in the ground. Period.

"What CO2? No CO2 here!"

Oh BTW: leaks happen. Just ask BP about risk management and the certainty of guarantees.

Is this a way to absolve ourselves of the guilt of consuming energy with abandon and keep the consumer-engine running?

Maybe I just don't get it. Perhaps I'm missing the big picture. I hope someone can explain the sensibilities of this to me someday. It just sounds like a dumb idea.

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Posted 1 month ago

I have a theory...

The Vatican is so besieged by pedophilia and corruption scandals that the Holy See has commissioned secret work, in an unprecedented alliance with the Illuminati, Free Masons and lost Templaars, to hold council with the powerful secret societies of all the major religious power complexes including dominant Hindi and Islamic sects. The aim of this consortium is to oust the secular trends prevalent in modern civilization. They have diverted their remaining vast wealth and influence in a major undertaking deep within the bowels of St. Peter's Basilica in the heart of Rome itself. Their plan is simple -- bore a hole deep within the Earth's crust thus penetrating the mantle, disrupting the relative tectonic homeostasis that the human race has enjoyed during their tenure on this planet (previous alien occupations were not so fortunate). The resulting instability is already producing record numbers of earthquakes, tsunamis (and other extreme weather) and, most recently, violent volcanic activity. The hope is that by the time the Mayan calendar runs out (also manufactured by Egyptian astrologers who secretly traveled to the New World after founding Atlantis), that the community of humankind will once again flock to the Church and its ilk -- all thoughts of monastic buggery long forgotten.

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Posted 3 months ago

Gramps would have been 99 today...

The Song of the Wage-Slave

When the long, long day is over, and the Big Boss gives me my pay,
I hope that it won't be hell-fire, as some of the parsons say.

And I hope that it won't be heaven, with some of the parsons I've met —
All I want is just quiet, just to rest and forget.

Look at my face, toil-furrowed; look at my calloused hands;
Master, I've done Thy bidding, wrought in Thy many lands —

Wrought for the little masters, big-bellied they be, and rich;
I've done their desire for a daily hire, and I die like a dog in a ditch.

I have used the strength Thou hast given, Thou knowest I did not shirk;
Threescore years of labor — Thine be the long day's work.

And now, Big Master, I'm broken and bent and twisted and scarred,
But I've held my job, and Thou knowest, and Thou will not judge me hard.

Thou knowest my sins are many, and often I've played the fool —
Whiskey and cards and women, they made me the devil's tool.

I was just like a child with money; I flung it away with a curse,
Feasting a fawning parasite, or glutting a harlot's purse;

Then back to the woods repentant, back to the mill or the mine,
I, the worker of workers, everything in my line.

Everything hard but headwork (I'd no more brains than a kid),
A brute with brute strength to labor, doing as I was bid;

Living in camps with men-folk, a lonely and loveless life;
Never knew kiss of sweetheart, never caress of wife.

A brute with brute strength to labor, and they were so far above —
Yet I'd gladly have gone to the gallows for one little look of Love.

I, with the strength to two men, savage and shy and wild —
Yet how I'd ha' treasured a woman, and the sweet, warm kiss of a child!

Well, 'tis Thy world, and Thou knowest. I blaspheme and my ways be rude;
But I've lived my life as I found it, and I've done my best to be good;

I, the primitive toiler, half naked and grimed to the eyes,
Sweating it deep in their ditches, swining it stark in their styes;

Hurling down forests before me, spanning tumultuous streams;
Down in the ditch building o'er me palaces fairer than dreams;

Boring the rock to the ore-bed, driving the road through the fen,
Resolute, dumb, uncomplaining, a man in a world of men.

Master, I've filled my contract, wrought in Thy many lands;
Not by my sins wilt Thou judge me, but by the work of my hands.

Master, I've done Thy bidding, and the light is low in the west,
And the long, long shift is over. . .Master, I've earned it — Rest.

Robert W. Service (via Wikisource)

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Posted 8 months ago

I love homemade pea soup!

Rhonda makes a mean split green pea soup. It's very tasty and always reminds me of a couple of jokes. The first one makes me giggle:

Big Brother to Little Brother: After everything I say, you say "Pea Green Soup," Okay?
LB: Okay.
BB: What did you have for breakfast?
LB: Pea Green Soup.
BB: What did you have for lunch?
LB: Pea Green Soup.
BB: What did you have for supper?
LB: Pea Green Soup.
BB: What did you do all night?
LB: Pea Green Soup!

The other one is a little more subtle (though laugh-snorting soup through your nose can be messy):

Q: What's the difference between pea soup and roast beef?
A: Anyone can roast beef.

Ba-dum-bump! I'll be here all week. Please tip your waitress!

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Posted 8 months ago

All the leaves are brown and the sky is gray

It was a nice day to be outside with my nieces at one of my favourite haunts.

         

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Hey! You! Get Off of My Cloud!

(Or Why SharePoint and Not X?)

As has become obvious over the last couple of years, higher education has to move past the firewall and traditional computing services such as the "alphabet soup" that comes with campus file/print servers and a sprawling enterprise fleet of desktops.

Learners often provide their own laptops and netbooks -- Internet connectivity to the home is nearly as assumed a technology as the telephone.

Moving storage and application services to the web is the next clear action to take in response to this growth.

So, questions emerge: "Public Cloud versus Enterprise Cloud", "Google Apps versus SharePoint", "Gmail versus Exchange", or "Wither Google Wave"?

Of course, the public cloud contains far more than Google's not-so-evil suite. There are parallel offerings by others including Microsoft's own Live@EDU suite. Therein lies one of higher education's biggest challenges: an overwhelming deluge of choice.

So, why choose between cloud services?

Well, clearly, IT support groups can't be masters in all technologies at once. Even in the traditional imaged lab desktop, IT folken can at best make sure that apps, which vary widely from AutoDesk to VisualStudio, will install and run correctly, but the application expertise has to come from subject matter experts, namely faculty. This won't go away with cloud computing. If anything, it will become expansive and far more difficult to manage.

As an aside, there is an implicit expectation that IT service groups in higher education provide application training to staff and faculty however there is rarely explicit mandate or resources to do so. It is very difficult to overlook the juicy irony (lots of that here) that a polytechnic community college, specializing in educating adults in a staggering array of computing technologies, fails to provide internal training on the same software matrix, relying instead on an IT group that is not necessarily resourced with educators.

The story goes that in order to transition from traditional computing models to cloud computing, there are many things to consider -- variety, training and support only make up one set of components -- meaning that the institution is best served by (and IT can only sustain support for) standardization.

So, which applications, public or enterprise, are to be where standards lie?

The trifecta balance is between cost, convenience and capability. The guiding constraints are with intellectual property, information management, privacy/security and overall sustainability. This should be framed as constitutional strategy -- a "Learning Technology Principles" foundation.

Freedom of choice is somewhat illusionary and certainly not free.

The raw reality is that as soon as a choice is made and enterprise technology resources are thrown in to support said choice, the shine and lustre are gone -- the novelty lost, the siren song of the Next Big Thing grows its audience.

A great example is with the trend for semi-grassroots movements (resisting using the term "rogue" as some wear that moniker as a badge of honour) to supplant enterprise learning management systems (LMS) such as Blackboard, Desire2Learn and TLM with more open platforms like Moodle as the LMS of record. Of course, the driving forces are about freedom, flexibility and local control. Interestingly, if Moodle were to become the new de facto LMS, it would require an enterprise construction and with it strict rigour and high availability requirements. The sought-after freedom and control that those self-styled rogue agents would hold sacrosanct would no longer be there. Funny how that works, eh?

Technology choice brings with it technology change. This also has to be managed. Learning curves are a fact of life and personal commitment and buy-in are pivotal in flattening/shortening the journey.

With open choice, the fractured-nature of many, many learning curves not only dramatically increases the direct costs with training and support, but also balloons the indirect costs with lost productivity and compatibility issues.

Standardization is important -- it makes IT sustainability possible. Flexibility is also important -- it makes effective education delivery possible.

That said, it doesn't have to be so dichotomous. Both approaches can be employed. Innovation absolutely needs to happen in the trenches -- it just needs to be rationalized and responsibly governed.

Public cloud applications have their place for any given set of requirements so long as the "Learning Technology Principles" are adhered to. There is little wrong with YouTwitFace and their ilk once clear policy is established. The risk of using non-enterprise systems like these remains that support requirements befall upon the initiant user of the technology choice in question. In particular, faculty agencies need to recognize and address the not-so-hidden burden that comes with this direction.

Regardless, everything else needs to go to the enterprise. It must.

Labelling enterprise solutions a "Walled Garden" as a bad thing is not only unhelpful but inaccurate. There are good sound reasons why certain solutions are brought forward.

Most enterprise IT shops are Microsoft shops. Even those that espouse that they are not are really just in denial.

Exchange is often the standard email platform for at least staff and SharePoint is becoming the penultimate collaborative platform for enterprise content.

Are there better choices? Perhaps. Is SharePoint hard? Probably. If one is emotionally committed or otherwise predisposed to another tool, then most certainly, SharePoint is a dog.

The real issues are about use-case application, not the specific technology solution itself.

For example, if a SharePoint team site admin (faculty or staff) creates a house of cards within the tool or otherwise poorly uses it (regardless of the reason), it is more than just a technology training issue. It is a business functional concern -- what are the desired outputs given the available inputs? How can technology be used to develop a workable and ultimately sustainable solution? It's still end-user support, but very different in mode and requiring a more mature business analyst consultative skill-set.

We all know this and recognize a resourcing gap rampant through all higher education -- the line-of-business-side of IT needs to grow. Campus operations and end-user support, while always critical to the credibility of IT, are becoming insufficient in meeting maturing information technology needs.

The "I" is almost more important than the "T" in IT management. It's being whispered a lot lately (and sometimes quite loudly): securely managed content, quality user experiences, efficient process engineering, and effective sustainability are all more important than the actual technology solution.

So, why SharePoint and not X? If it was only that simple...

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Posted 9 months ago

Peggy's Cove

My sweetheart Rhonda, our friend Johanna and I did a little local tourism today.

I've been to Peggy's Cove a couple of times before but today was too nice a day to pass up an outing -- cool, breezy, sunny and not crowded.

Most people have seen the lighthouse a million times on any given Nova Scotia souvenier, so no goram lighthouse, m'kay?

I'm still surprised that a decade later, people still leave flowers in remembrance of Swissair 111.

                   

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20 West Street, Antigonish, NS

 

For about 50 years, this was my grandparents' house. Gramma, and then my uncle, ran a restaurant called the Cottage Store adjacent to the house. Nicknamed the "Gag", it was an institution for college students for decades.

My mother was raised in that house as were my aunt and uncles. My cousins, siblings and many a border stayed there from time to time over the years.

Myself, I spent two years (minus summers) while going to university with Gramma after my grandfather passed on. I have many fond memories of my time living there. When Rhonda and I married, we dropped in to visit Gramma and took pictures. It was always a stopping point when arriving or leaving Antigonish.

After she died, it was eventually and inevitably sold to the ever-expanding St FX and by and large stood empty.

It became a subject of study by the local historical architecture society.

The college finally got around to bulldozing it recently.

It's hard not to be nostalgic and a little sad.

Pictures by Daniel Jankowski and Leo MacDonald.

       

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Posted 1 year ago

One of the reasons I love my wife is in daring to fly without any safety belts

Rhonda never seems to shy away from unknown territory for her. By all reports, fondant is *hard*. Here it is, first attempt and no Plan B, with nothing but Google for support and a picture from Meghan for inspiration. One "Happy Graduation" cake. Done. Next!

   

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Posted 1 year ago